Is garfield fat or not

Ok sorry about not updating for sssooooooooooooo long I was on holiday and then school became a problem ah well lets skip to the topic which is Garfield is he fat or not most people reckon he is but it is a bit disagreeable but in my opinion I am not shure but here is what I say and probably shakespear to disagree or not to disagree that is the question I got those words from a madam and eve comic book ah well now back to the subject you know he treats jon a bit like Cinderella but a Cinderella that never listens because Garfield can’t speak he only thinks and not properly sometimes I call it lasagna brain but odie is well a bit no offence by the way I am so mad I mentioned lasagna at lunch now we have it for dinner here is another boring post by lasagne hater.

Disneys happiest moments

Some are well sorry I never updated for so long you know all those characters.....I hope.It is a bit cute hope you enjoy it

p.s ignore the kiss its impossible to get a disney video without a kiss unless I search the whole internet

Is Disney Getting Too Famous!!!(ha thats a understatement)

Is it a Koala,is it a Big Ears ,NO,ITS MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!(the trade mark of Disney)

For all those people who lived in a cave (without TV)Mickey is the one with the humongous ears to rival with Dumbo.
Is Disney getting too famous? of course it is, look, you see Disney. It is so famous, like if they sold it, it would be worth 10000000000 dollars. You would be a millionaire ,actually a trillionaire, look how many movies they make, they have become so good they even have books,they are the worlds loudest chatterboxes(accept my class,seriously, you can't even hear the Disney characters sing over their extremely loud voices,Miss Van Heerden gets sick of us sometimes) I get a headache whenever I hear them and of course they are too rich, but you know I have a feeling, working at Disney is a golden opportunity,look how hard they work.

Later
Hifza

The new legendary beauty(since when)

Look at the new legendary, in my opinion, ugliest person ever. Look at that picture, she looks like shes made out of plastic. Soooooooooooooooorrrrrry for not updating for so long, its exams so I have to study for Madressa and a bit for school. I wonder why some people say she charms their hearts. she disgusts me. I have never ever seen a person who had a sadder life, seriously look at her stories, I yawn seeing them in pakistan.Oh, yeah Pocahontas is a real story, but she was bald(haa hah)and she married John Rolfe.

Reminder I do not want to be mean, all of us think different

Timon and Pumba should be dead

Timon and Pumba should be dead, its true, when have you ever seen a a man dancing with a shark at a ball, how silly, you know if it was a real story I would have expected them dead as they would be. Can you imagine how nature would be, how sad but some people would enjoy it cause studying nature would be their easiest subject, wrong. Nature would be more boring than Professor Binns classes in Harry potter, but Timon and Pumba don't deserve to die, my sister said Hakuna Matata is in Swahili, a different language, all I can say is in no circumstance's can a animal can love his prey.

Luigi's Diary page 2

You know, today I feel like hitting Mario silly with my new hammer, he broke my toy (it was a talking toy I made at a miniature Mario, he sang a song which went like this "I sir Mario will never spend time with that piece of rubbish and by that piece of rubbish I mean Peach). Look, I would know if she was a queen but to me she looks like she came out of a toilet seat and a very dirty one and she's a friendship or brotherhood ruiner. I never see Mario! Even I remember when we were in high school, best friends but she was new so she acted nice "hi Luigi hi Mario" she sounded like a bullfrog, she was saying all about her beauty and soon he asked her to the end of the year high school ball. By the way after that moment, I never had another peaceful moment in my life. You know she should stay with Bowser and rot (who cares, who? me? NEVER!!!!!). But why was he mad I wonder..........huh............huh............huh
Or maybe...she put a spell on him...a love spell
Tonight I will start hitting his head with a hammer to stun the spell (even if it doesn't hurt, I'll get my revenge. Mwahahaha!)
Oh, there's Mario...got to go!

Love,
Luigi

Luigi's Diary (plus to his annoyance,Marios)

Dear diary

Ah phooey. I cant go on a adventure with Mario, how annoying and I heard he might go to Yoshi Land, I totally adore them you know, if I had a Wishing Rod I would wish for a Yoshi adopting centre, but...............i'm not so sure it will work, so but back to adventures. But i'm not......................................well brave enough, okay I might be a teeny bit.Dont tell anyone Diary, but I sleep with a green nightlight on. But one day Mario will be begging me to come as I become the best Nintendo character ever. Enough dreaming,I am better than Mario in racing,he sucked in Mario Kart.If can't be a hero at least can I be a sidekick?(Yeah I will give him a kick up his back side ,hahahaaahahaha and I will become hero) . You know it is nice to have a secret and you know I hide you in a small room in the floor under the kitchen and it has a key so nothing can break it eccept a very high jump so they cant get it fair and sqaure
from Luigi
(ps I never wrote this all it was my naughty ghost friend and his name is Mario)how did he get here?