Monday, November 26, 2007

Disneys happiest moments



Some are well sorry I never updated for so long you know all those characters.....I hope.It is a bit cute hope you enjoy it

p.s ignore the kiss its impossible to get a disney video without a kiss unless I search the whole internet

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Is Disney Getting Too Famous!!!(ha thats a understatement)

Is it a Koala,is it a Big Ears ,NO,ITS MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!(the trade mark of Disney)

For all those people who lived in a cave (without TV)Mickey is the one with the humongous ears to rival with Dumbo.
Is Disney getting too famous? of course it is, look, you see Disney. It is so famous, like if they sold it, it would be worth 10000000000 dollars. You would be a millionaire ,actually a trillionaire, look how many movies they make, they have become so good they even have books,they are the worlds loudest chatterboxes(accept my class,seriously, you can't even hear the Disney characters sing over their extremely loud voices,Miss Van Heerden gets sick of us sometimes) I get a headache whenever I hear them and of course they are too rich, but you know I have a feeling, working at Disney is a golden opportunity,look how hard they work.

Later
Hifza

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The new legendary beauty(since when)


Look at the new legendary, in my opinion, ugliest person ever. Look at that picture, she looks like shes made out of plastic. Soooooooooooooooorrrrrry for not updating for so long, its exams so I have to study for Madressa and a bit for school. I wonder why some people say she charms their hearts. she disgusts me. I have never ever seen a person who had a sadder life, seriously look at her stories, I yawn seeing them in pakistan.Oh, yeah Pocahontas is a real story, but she was bald(haa hah)and she married John Rolfe.

Reminder I do not want to be mean, all of us think different

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Timon and Pumba should be dead


Timon and Pumba should be dead, its true, when have you ever seen a a man dancing with a shark at a ball, how silly, you know if it was a real story I would have expected them dead as they would be. Can you imagine how nature would be, how sad but some people would enjoy it cause studying nature would be their easiest subject, wrong. Nature would be more boring than Professor Binns classes in Harry potter, but Timon and Pumba don't deserve to die, my sister said Hakuna Matata is in Swahili, a different language, all I can say is in no circumstance's can a animal can love his prey.

Friday, November 2, 2007

Luigi's Diary page 2

You know, today I feel like hitting Mario silly with my new hammer, he broke my toy (it was a talking toy I made at a miniature Mario, he sang a song which went like this "I sir Mario will never spend time with that piece of rubbish and by that piece of rubbish I mean Peach). Look, I would know if she was a queen but to me she looks like she came out of a toilet seat and a very dirty one and she's a friendship or brotherhood ruiner. I never see Mario! Even I remember when we were in high school, best friends but she was new so she acted nice "hi Luigi hi Mario" she sounded like a bullfrog, she was saying all about her beauty and soon he asked her to the end of the year high school ball. By the way after that moment, I never had another peaceful moment in my life. You know she should stay with Bowser and rot (who cares, who? me? NEVER!!!!!). But why was he mad I wonder..........huh............huh............huh
Or maybe...she put a spell on him...a love spell
Tonight I will start hitting his head with a hammer to stun the spell (even if it doesn't hurt, I'll get my revenge. Mwahahaha!)
Oh, there's Mario...got to go!

Love,
Luigi

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Luigi's Diary (plus to his annoyance,Marios)

Dear diary

Ah phooey. I cant go on a adventure with Mario, how annoying and I heard he might go to Yoshi Land, I totally adore them you know, if I had a Wishing Rod I would wish for a Yoshi adopting centre, but...............i'm not so sure it will work, so but back to adventures. But i'm not......................................well brave enough, okay I might be a teeny bit.Dont tell anyone Diary, but I sleep with a green nightlight on. But one day Mario will be begging me to come as I become the best Nintendo character ever. Enough dreaming,I am better than Mario in racing,he sucked in Mario Kart.If can't be a hero at least can I be a sidekick?(Yeah I will give him a kick up his back side ,hahahaaahahaha and I will become hero) . You know it is nice to have a secret and you know I hide you in a small room in the floor under the kitchen and it has a key so nothing can break it eccept a very high jump so they cant get it fair and sqaure
from Luigi
(ps I never wrote this all it was my naughty ghost friend and his name is Mario)how did he get here?

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Sailer moon heart power


Huh how boring no one barely knows a bit about about sailer senshi but............look it is cause it is a Japanese game but it is fun easy but long but just remember i'm writing about the super snes version by the way I thought she was a fighter not a scout I thought a scout went around the territory making the world map bigger ah phooey but she has a wierd sister she said she is the cutest sailer senshie buy the way sorry for forgetting to update by the way they are all different planets sailer moon ,sailer chibi moon,sailer saturn,mercury,venus,neptune and mars and infinite more so the end

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Fairy dust, happy thoughts, who cares!!

Faith trust and pixie dust , come on!I could grab any dust and have faith and trust, will it make me fly? NOOOOOO!!!!!They all are imagination . Imagination has to be in a children's mind, but not so much that you get carried away they might think magic carpets are real, oh no, imagine, mother I want a magic carpet, all I'm saying is Peter pan is too imaginative, I prefer different stuff , I prefer reading and adding my own imagination, there I am flying next to Wendy, high and low I fly, going closer to the star. I'd prefer a adventure in Agrabah on a magic carpet with a small monkey sitting next to me. I love it when my imagination flys, like how it did now.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Which Is The Real Smurf

All smurfs look the same accept the ones with hair which you really ever get the only main character I know is papa smurf but they are wierd but a lot funny I have only read one book of it but it was funny when I see papa smurf smile on the Google image search picture I smile but they are silly in the books for example the one with the magic egg why coudnt he wish in the egg that no one could act like him but books usually have mistakes or the people who made the movies make a mistake for example Harry Potter 3 in the beginning of the movie he is in bed in the book J.K Rowling said he was using a torch but in the movie he uses a wand helloooo underage wizadry

Monday, October 22, 2007

Gummi bears VS Care bears

Who will win this fantastic battle, Care Bears from, I do not know and Gummi Bears of Disney(the crowd goes wild!),time to sing the Gummi bears national anthem( all Gummi bear supporters jump up spilling there gummi berry juice all over the new chairs and some magic it did, oh no bouncing chairs bouncing all over each other!The boos and whistles are drowned by the loud jumpy sound, worst of all people being picked up by a low chairs which starts to go higher, ah well back to the battle ring, lets forget about the chairs, oh no look at them, they are in the sky on very high chairs blowing raspberries at each other or doing karate moves to a invisible person, ouch my head, a chair has hit my head, then I remember...the fight has to go on so I jump on a chair with my camera and fly to the top where they are , they smile and fall down and come up again arguing non-stop!I shout in my loudest voice, they act like friends but when my back is turned they stick their tongues out at each other, then I ignore them, soon I fall asleep and I wake up to see them outside the window arguing and fighting, by the way, I do not know these characters but I know a little about them.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Is she a Raven(?)

When is Raven going to stop getting in trouble Raven this Raven that how..........................ah well she can see visions of whats going to happen she doesn't tell anyone and soon gets in trouble but that is the fun part of its story she feels all crazy and if I saw so many visions I would have a headache all she does is see the vision and try to stop it from happening while making it worse but she tries but maybe she is just a unlucky
person so bye and have a happy weekend sorry for such a small article today

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Does Simpsons show a bad example?

Some people say so I agree cause.............................forget it and yes it does it shows how you must be bad they drink alcohol and say its nice as if its coke water or Juice all are favorites even water. It also shows that its nice to be obese and quite a few episodes are rude.It is hard to to like it cause there are all sorts of violence but there is only one time you must have drugs when you feel sick.Homer is addicted to drugs but they must learn what drugs can do to you it really does show a bad example to all children and teenagers


Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Kim Possible usually sparkles


Kim Possible never loses its shine its true it has always been a world class favorite to some children it is well known in all different parts of the world she has fiends,foes and friends it has it has crazy stories and wakky endings well all Disney stuff are likable people buy Disney dolls and don't know who they are but some people say Warner brothers is a bit more famous than Disney but why didn't they make a Warner brothers Land ah well she is a famous disney character don't you agree?

Monday, October 15, 2007

Is it sad or funny?

Hi now did you know that they have made all different Robin hood books with a different story or the same story in some Robin hood dies in others he survives ah well at school the grade 2 pupils did a song about this it went something like this Robin hood and little bear walking through the forest..........(of tune and horrible singing by me)it was so cute cause you know most children are cute in grade 1 and 2 and sometimes in grade 3 and a few in grade 4 but it is a shame Robin hood dies ah well I hope they don't make another sad story of Robin hood the end

Friday, October 12, 2007

Touche pussycat

Ok another boring article, now lets see, there's some thing I want to tell you ,he is a funny animated character and I feel very sorry for Jerry he is always being chased by Tom like cat like and mouse just joking Tom is still to dumb to be a ordinary cat and Jerry is to clever to be a ordinary mouse so its like a doctor versing a 2 year old they both do jokes that make you or your parents(if they have a sense of humour)laugh.What a horrible article today but touche and eid Mubarak to all the muslim peaple

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Aren't we cute

Hello lets begin another boring article ok I bet you think its gonna be nice cause the cute pictures on it but it is a ordinary article the only thing out of the ordinary is Daffy duck is sticking his tongue out at you for........................well I don't know aren't the baby looney toons so adorable.But I cant see why they have to have it so early in Pakistan but to me its worth the strain ah well sorry I could not update yesterday now lets get to the reason so do you think they are cute or not but last time I saw it I was 6 years old so I did not understand it well if you are a child you will probably like this cartoon so my boring article is finished

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Look At The Disney princesses oh ain't They just beautiful just beautiful just first class(ha ha)

Now today we will begin with the subject now, if you think I am applying to all disney princesses you are half wrong ok well all Disney princesses have a weakness you know this is what I would do if I was cinderella I would not let these two fat ugly girls rule me first if they ask me to do there hair I will punch them on their hairy nose no matter how kind I am(I am quite kind I cry sometimes)besides if they ask me to get their clothes I will get a basket filled with clothes and throw it over their head and pick them up high and throw them out of the window into the prickly rose bush and when she comes inside the house I will say she looks better than usual and when my stepmother shouts me I will say bla bla I can't hear you and if I was Jasmine I would wear muslim clothes and if I was Mulan I would just take the scroll(my fathers) and burn it up
Arial has one problem why don't she be a good girl and stay at home why couldn't Belle wear pretty clothes and go to dinner (in the start) why cant Aurora stay with the the servants like a good girl and snow white......she sings to much and by the way Mulan is not a Disney princess and Arial is not in a disney movie called Christmas enchantment which has five disney princesess(Belle,Cinderella,Snow white,Aurora and Jasmine)

Monday, October 8, 2007

Most Children Want A Wii

Most children want a wii(a thing you join to your tv or a lcd moniter)it is a bit funny looking but do you even know what it does no it is not a laser have you played harvest moon if you haven't played it.It is a fun game and you are a farmer you have to cut grass with a wierd swishy movement so with a wii you could put on the special glove and you see the picture on top well you must do the same wierd swishy movement in front of it with your hand cool ain't it ah well I hope you get what I mean I heard it's cheap is Pakistan my favorite country in the world

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Are Mickey and Minnie getting married?

Do you think Mickey and Minnie are getting married?I think so they have both liked each other ever since they first met in wherever country(they probably met in America out side a empty house where they built Disney Land)ah well they do make a nice friendship bond(nothing can separate them)from there first meeting till forever(the good characters in disney never die)now to the subject Are Mickey and Minnie getting married?yes or no or maybe ah well Mickey and Minnie are cute animated characters and their friends are very funny lets see what are there friends names

1. Goofy=funny dog
2. Donald=bad tempered duck(I think)loves saying hum bug
3. Daisy=sweet and kind
duck(I think)
4. Pluto=sweet dog likes helping
Mickey and Minnie

ok you have learned there friends and by the way I think
Mickey and Minnie are married so I don't understand what I am writing

Friday, October 5, 2007

Whats Up Doc!

did you know bugs bunny is one of the 100 funny animated cartoons all over the world it is a very funny kids animation featuring Bugs bunny and Elmer Fudd ,Daffy Duck,Sylvester,Tweety,Road runner,coyote ,Tazmanian devil,Porky pig,petunia pig and Lola bunny if you have seen baby loony toons and liked it you will probably like it a lot it has a few episodes it is a warner brothers movie I hope your children or you like it

Thursday, October 4, 2007

For Most Children It Is A Dream To Go To Disney Land


Did you know it is a dream to some kids to go to Disney land but to me it does not matter it sounds like a ok place did you know there is a website called www.Disney Channel.com it has a few cool games to play.But I would like to meet my favorite Disney characters for example tigger is almost perfect and some times the Disney princesses annoy me a bit but you have to agree it is a fun channel for kids(come on)how can you not agree it rocks

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Beauty And The Beast Was Better Before

Did you know in beauty and the beast it was much better in the start it shows how a person can change(don't laugh)its a fable(hee hee) :-( ah well l guess we get to the real point(real point!hear me)okey now don't you realize the Beast looks terrible in the end sorry but if you thought he looked nice or cute in the end I'm not offending you all of us think different by the way tomorrow morning why don't you make a quick Quiz(I did which harry potter character are you and my friend did what Disney character are you first you must know about what your writing and all different questions about the subject)you know I like the way they draw the Disney characters

heres a harry potter quiz for you to take.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Why Shrek Is A Boys Dream


Do you know why some boys like Shrek it is cause it shows how a strong boy must live for example
to brush their teeth with slime and to

bath in m
ud and to

break your own new mirror

and to scare every one you see

and to be good wrestling

fart in the pool and

put fairy's trapped in jars around your bath tub

and be totally disgusting

on top is a picture of Fiona(his wife)and a few different princesses

Friday, September 28, 2007

My Way To Make The Power Puff Girls

Do you know how I would make Power Puff Girls?

I would put:
1bubble gum.
2.marshmallow
3.flake
4.ice cream
5.green crackers
6.caramel
7.chocolate1
8.jelly
9.blossoms
10.candy

What would you put?

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Whose your favourite Winnie the Pooh character?

  • THE FAVORITES ARE
1. Winnie the Pooh(a cute little bear who is stuffed with fluff and loves honey)

2. Christopher Robin(one small little boy who is one of Pooh bears friends)

3. Piglet(a friend of Pooh bears and is a bit scared of some stuff)

4. Tigger(another
friend of Pooh bears who likes bouncing )

5. Kanga (a
nother friend of Pooh bears is kind and has a son)

6. Roo(Kanga's son
another friend of Pooh bears)

7. Eeyore(
another friend of Pooh bears a bit sad)

8.Rabbit(gets a bit angry sometimes ,usually at Tigger,another friend)

9. Owl(a clever owl who lives in a tree house)

my favourite is Tigger

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Is There A Mario Black Out?

Is Mario having a black out?You know at school no one knows about this fun and kiddy(fun game and very animated)game.The games are so fun I can name you some.
THE MARIO GAMES I KNOW

Mario Kart(nice,I usually lose)
Mario Party 1 to 8( It's a fun game if you've got the time,I think theres so many I already played 1,2,3)
paper Mario ( reasonably hard, my big sister got stuck in a few parts)
Yoshi's story(never played, but it sounds exciting)
super Mario 1 to 4(I think,in super Mario N64 I can't beat that king bomb on the tower)
Mario and Luigi super star saga(too hard ,but my sister loved the introduction).

Mario Tennis (its a bit slow ,not as fun as paper Mario)
on top ,Yoshi surfing

Harry Potter characters are mostly annoying

If you didn't notice it is hard to look after Harry Potter characters(mostly).For example Harry Potter(Daniel Radcliffe)
would point his wand (phoenix feather) at you every five min and Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) is to clever and Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) complains to much.Malfoy is a bully (that no for good scoundrel)and is lazy (zzzzzz).Neville Longbo ttom is to forgetful(where? when?what?).Luna Lovegood is a bit funny(but it must be sad being called Loony Lovegood and all your class mates hide your stuff)